Hah, you'd think that, wouldn't you? But when it's cooked up by a gremlin, it'll make you capable of doing all KINDS of weird shit!

[He first raised what was an oddly translucent blue arm, then second-guessed himself and thrust down the limb whose color matched the rest of him. The claws wiggled invitingly.]

I promise not to snap your arm. This isn't Rauck-Chauv. Needs more drinks before we get to that level.