Huh? [He withdrew his tongue. Oh, perhaps the amount given did lead to dipping the potatoes in, huh?

So he will take one of the wedges and give it a delicate little dunk into the mayonnaise. This is what he'll take a bite of, half of it disappearing between his teeth before giving it a cursory chew.

He was taken back, briefly, to roasting potatoes in a fire and squabbling with his siblings over the biggest spud. He'd beaten a number of his own brothers and sisters that night and still felt no guilt. He got to eat the second-biggest potato.

Cheating shit, his hours-older sister was.]

The crunch is what I expect... the flavor is mild. Less sweet than I remember.

But the sauce makes me forgive it. I think you've the solution, Doctor! You ought to sign up for the station's science team.