[Muffet played at being offended.] My goodness, you truly have quite wrong idea! I was merely suggesting that I would find out more of what troubled you, but I can clearly see that you have had much more nefarious dealings to assume something so foul so quickly!

[And a gesture of goodwill of good faith of a marketing concession, Muffet quick as a wink pulled herself out of the web and was in the process of removing Izzy from hers. After all, what sort of spider gets stuck in her own web?] Incidentally, what is this "insurance fraud?" Or perhaps that, too, is some villainous enterprise that is best left for the darkest places where none shall reach?

["Fraud" she knew, of course, it was the "insurance" part that was giving her pause.]