[Though should someone be unlucky enough to be assigned a room with the spider lady would find one of the top bunks unusually darkened. Long stretchy cobwebs appear to have entirely blanketed one corner and dangles perilously close to the bunk below. The quiet is broken by the shuffling of a figure creeping within the dark, the light catching the glisten of sharp protruding fangs and multiple glistening eyes.
[In a quick turn of of her wrist a quaint purple lamp is flicked on with a faint purple light. Her bunk, now illuminated, appears to be in an antiquated style with many French flourishes. Scuttling about one side of her bed a team of spiders appear busy working on a quilt while the larger of them hangs the lantern in the corner above a very nice throw-pillow. In her mind, just because the accommodations were spartan did not mean that the people had to live like cave men.]
[Should an eye catch someone's presence she would address them while daintily sipping from one of her many cups of tea.] Oh, I do hope the light did not disturb you, dearie, the ambiance in this place was simply dreadful. But perhaps you would forgive me over a nice spot of tea?
B. Opening Day(?) -- System Kitchens
[If there was one thing that Muffet knew that the people wanted, it was food. Oh sure, you could go to the replicators for a variety of ready-made meals but where was the LOVE? Where was the SOUL? She had made a point to immediately be directed to the nearest kitchens and was star-struck by the variety of utensils, tools, and other resources that were available to everyone? Well, her, now.]
[The guide was befuddled when the offer to explore other parts of the station was politely rebuffed. Slamming her storage crate in one corner, Muffet opened it up and a swarm of spiders began marching out. They, too, were in awe of the new equipment.]
[Muffet smiled as she clapped her hands, immediately getting their attention. With a self-satisfied smile, she looked over the team who had assembled on one of the cutting boards.] Okay dearies! It is time to set up shop!! [There was a collective cheer as the spiders began to take out a host of their own tools and began to sift, stir, pour, and knead a host of batter and dough. Muffet for her part, was practically twirling as she moved from the cutting board, to the pantry, to the mixers, to the ovens. It isn't long before she has assembled a myriad of pastries, pies, cakes, cookies, croissants, donuts, muffins, and even a variety of non-baked things such as quiche, spaghetti, and soup!]
Welcome everyone to Boulangerie d'Araignée! As today is the opening day, everything will be discounted! Please have your credits ready and be prepared to the premier in intergalactic spider cuisine! All proceeds go towards interstellar spider exploration and settlement!
C. Spider's Web -- un:muffet.boulangeriedaraignee
It has come to our attention that the replicators have a tendency to backfire and create gastronomic monstrosities that have put several attendants in the medical bay. Do you really want to risk food that materialized from who-knows-where? Come visit Boulangerie d'Araignée, where we put our soul within ever meal! Mention this add and get a free discount on your next spider cookie! Boulangerie d'Araignée! Taste the difference! -::)
Muffet | Undertale
[Though should someone be unlucky enough to be assigned a room with the spider lady would find one of the top bunks unusually darkened. Long stretchy cobwebs appear to have entirely blanketed one corner and dangles perilously close to the bunk below. The quiet is broken by the shuffling of a figure creeping within the dark, the light catching the glisten of sharp protruding fangs and multiple glistening eyes.
[In a quick turn of of her wrist a quaint purple lamp is flicked on with a faint purple light. Her bunk, now illuminated, appears to be in an antiquated style with many French flourishes. Scuttling about one side of her bed a team of spiders appear busy working on a quilt while the larger of them hangs the lantern in the corner above a very nice throw-pillow. In her mind, just because the accommodations were spartan did not mean that the people had to live like cave men.]
[Should an eye catch someone's presence she would address them while daintily sipping from one of her many cups of tea.] Oh, I do hope the light did not disturb you, dearie, the ambiance in this place was simply dreadful. But perhaps you would forgive me over a nice spot of tea?
B. Opening Day(?) -- System Kitchens
[If there was one thing that Muffet knew that the people wanted, it was food. Oh sure, you could go to the replicators for a variety of ready-made meals but where was the LOVE? Where was the SOUL? She had made a point to immediately be directed to the nearest kitchens and was star-struck by the variety of utensils, tools, and other resources that were available to everyone? Well, her, now.]
[The guide was befuddled when the offer to explore other parts of the station was politely rebuffed. Slamming her storage crate in one corner, Muffet opened it up and a swarm of spiders began marching out. They, too, were in awe of the new equipment.]
[Muffet smiled as she clapped her hands, immediately getting their attention. With a self-satisfied smile, she looked over the team who had assembled on one of the cutting boards.] Okay dearies! It is time to set up shop!! [There was a collective cheer as the spiders began to take out a host of their own tools and began to sift, stir, pour, and knead a host of batter and dough. Muffet for her part, was practically twirling as she moved from the cutting board, to the pantry, to the mixers, to the ovens. It isn't long before she has assembled a myriad of pastries, pies, cakes, cookies, croissants, donuts, muffins, and even a variety of non-baked things such as quiche, spaghetti, and soup!]
Welcome everyone to Boulangerie d'Araignée! As today is the opening day, everything will be discounted! Please have your credits ready and be prepared to the premier in intergalactic spider cuisine! All proceeds go towards interstellar spider exploration and settlement!
C. Spider's Web -- un:muffet.boulangeriedaraignee
It has come to our attention that the replicators have a tendency to backfire and create gastronomic monstrosities that have put several attendants in the medical bay.
Do you really want to risk food that materialized from who-knows-where?
Come visit Boulangerie d'Araignée, where we put our soul within ever meal!
Mention this add and get a free discount on your next spider cookie!
Boulangerie d'Araignée! Taste the difference! -::)