[It all began with a curiosity when he heard someone request one: What the fuck is a raktajino?
But now a very tall dinosaur man was noisily slurping at the strongest-tasting drink- a coffee, he'll come to realize hours later- that had a very creamy top to it like any of his favorite beers. But the feeling that danced through his blood was like he'd consumed one of Desta and Dirzzi's lightning in a bottle, ready to leap tall buildings in a single bound or simply lift the entire station in one arm!
It was the first person he'd see that would be the subject of his present exuberance, a large red creature greeting you with opulent golden feathers, strange clothing and an impressive foam mustache.]
You! Don't ask any questions... arm-wrestle me! This replicator makes drinkable lightning!
[Holodeck]
[It was a sad day for a viashino! His request for a "spicy hologram" was denied, so he didn't get to go and be a degenerate.]
Alright. Fine. Computer, I'll take a program with sharks in it.
Acknowledged. Please specify type of shark.
...What?
There are over 400 types of sharks. Please specify type of shark.
Too many sharks... why are there so many sharks!? How about-
Sharks are a group of elasmobranch fish characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head...
[He groaned and ran his claws down his face as the voice recited the entirety of the handy encyclopedia entry on sharks. Noooo, now the thing won't shut up...]
It's broken! ...It wasn't me!
[Network]
[Ah-hah, yes, this was his chance! Now that he had the opportunity to practice more of his writing, he had the added benefit of not getting ink or graphite stuck to his skin. He simply had to press letters and make the messages appear.
Hmm, let's see... oh! Let's keep it simple. He wanted to greet, and perhaps look for a friend. That's easy enough.]
Durant | D&D OC
[It all began with a curiosity when he heard someone request one: What the fuck is a raktajino?
But now a very tall dinosaur man was noisily slurping at the strongest-tasting drink- a coffee, he'll come to realize hours later- that had a very creamy top to it like any of his favorite beers. But the feeling that danced through his blood was like he'd consumed one of Desta and Dirzzi's lightning in a bottle, ready to leap tall buildings in a single bound or simply lift the entire station in one arm!
It was the first person he'd see that would be the subject of his present exuberance, a large red creature greeting you with opulent golden feathers, strange clothing and an impressive foam mustache.]
You! Don't ask any questions... arm-wrestle me! This replicator makes drinkable lightning!
[Holodeck]
[It was a sad day for a viashino! His request for a "spicy hologram" was denied, so he didn't get to go and be a degenerate.]
Alright. Fine. Computer, I'll take a program with sharks in it.
Acknowledged. Please specify type of shark.
...What?
There are over 400 types of sharks. Please specify type of shark.
Too many sharks... why are there so many sharks!? How about-
Sharks are a group of elasmobranch fish characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head...
[He groaned and ran his claws down his face as the voice recited the entirety of the handy encyclopedia entry on sharks. Noooo, now the thing won't shut up...]
It's broken! ...It wasn't me!
[Network]
[Ah-hah, yes, this was his chance! Now that he had the opportunity to practice more of his writing, he had the added benefit of not getting ink or graphite stuck to his skin. He simply had to press letters and make the messages appear.
Hmm, let's see... oh! Let's keep it simple. He wanted to greet, and perhaps look for a friend. That's easy enough.]
HELLO
DURNT
FIND DOKTOR
NEED
[Oh yeah. It's all coming together.]